Steam Facts
Data current as of Apr 7, 2026. We re-crawl reviews and metadata every 14 days.
Steam Sentiment97
Very Positive
Fewer than 5% of Steam games with 1,000+ reviews achieve this.
Quick Stats
Reviews
215en
254 total (all languages)
Current as of Apr 7, 2026
Released
Nov 2, 2023
Price
$19.49
Velocity
0.2/day
Slowing
Metadata current as of Mar 21, 2026 · Source: Steam
Market Reach
Not enough reviews yet to estimate (254/500).
About
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
Sentiment History
Sentiment over time
Playtime Sentiment
Sentiment by time invested
· 218 post-launch reviews?
0h
88%8 rev
<2h
90%10 rev
2-10h
96%101 rev
10-50h
100%99 rev
Competitive Benchmark
Compared to 567 similar games in the Action genre released in 2023.
Sentiment vs. similar gamesTop 7%
Popularity vs. similar gamesBottom 43%
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