
Steam Facts
Very Positive
This puts the game in the top 30% of all reviewed games on Steam.
Quick Stats
250en
4,954 total (all languages)
Current as of Apr 22, 2026
Feb 13, 2023
$4.99
0.2/day
Slowing
Metadata current as of May 3, 2026 · Source: Steam
Market Reach
≈140K
≈$690.0K
Based on 4,954 reviews (all languages)
Based on review count × genre/age/price-adjusted Boxleiter ratio. Gross revenue before Steam’s 30% cut, refunds, and regional pricing.
About
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
Sentiment History
Sentiment over time
Playtime Sentiment
Sentiment by time invested
· 250 post-launch reviewsSentiment is consistent across all playtime ranges — players feel the same way whether they've played 2 hours or 200.
Competitive Benchmark
Compared to 398 similar games in the Action genre released in 2023.
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