Not The Robots

by 2DArray·published by tinyBuild

Steam · Very Positive

Steam Facts

Data current as of Apr 25, 2026. We re-crawl reviews and metadata every 14 days.

Steam Sentiment82

Very Positive

This puts the game in the top 30% of all reviewed games on Steam.

Quick Stats

Reviews

393en

563 total (all languages)

Current as of Apr 25, 2026

Released

Dec 12, 2013

Price

$9.99

Velocity

0.1/day

Slowing

Metadata current as of Apr 25, 2026 · Source: Steam

Market Reach

Estimated owners±100%Small-sample

≈23,000

Estimated gross revenue±100%Small-sample

≈$300.0K

Based on 563 reviews (all languages)

boxleiter_v2

Based on review count × genre/age/price-adjusted Boxleiter ratio. Gross revenue before Steam’s 30% cut, refunds, and regional pricing.

About

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

Sentiment History

Sentiment over time

Playtime Sentiment

Sentiment by time invested

· 392 post-launch reviews

75%125 rev

<2h

79%82 rev

2-10h

84%147 rev

10-50h

97%35 rev

50-200h

100%3 rev

Players who invest more time rate this game significantly higher (+21pts) — a strong signal of a slow-burn experience that rewards patience.

Competitive Benchmark

Compared to 109 similar games in the Action genre released in 2013.

Sentiment vs. similar gamesTop 47%

Popularity vs. similar gamesBottom 32%

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