Please, Don’t Touch Anything

by Four Quarters·published by ForwardXP

Steam · Very Positive

Steam Facts

Data current as of Apr 21, 2026. We re-crawl reviews and metadata every 14 days.

Steam Sentiment87

Very Positive

This puts the game in the top 30% of all reviewed games on Steam.

Quick Stats

Reviews

2,649en

5,509 total (all languages)

Current as of Apr 21, 2026

Released

Mar 26, 2015

Price

$4.99

Velocity

0.6/day

Slowing

Metadata current as of May 2, 2026 · Source: Steam

Market Reach

Estimated owners±60%

≈220K

Estimated gross revenue±60%

≈$1.4M

Based on 5,509 reviews (all languages)

boxleiter_v2

Based on review count × genre/age/price-adjusted Boxleiter ratio. Gross revenue before Steam’s 30% cut, refunds, and regional pricing.

About

A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.

Sentiment History

Sentiment over time

Playtime Sentiment

Sentiment by time invested

· 2,650 post-launch reviews

68%456 rev

<2h

86%658 rev

2-10h

93%1,408 rev

10-50h

96%114 rev

50-200h

89%9 rev

200h+

100%5 rev

Sentiment is consistent across all playtime ranges — players feel the same way whether they've played 2 hours or 200.

Competitive Benchmark

Compared to 255 similar games in the Casual genre released in 2015.

Sentiment vs. similar gamesTop 24%

Popularity vs. similar gamesTop 4%

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