Behold the Kickmen

by Size Five Games

Steam · Very Positive

Steam Facts

Data current as of Apr 26, 2026. We re-crawl reviews and metadata every 14 days.

Steam Sentiment83

Very Positive

This puts the game in the top 30% of all reviewed games on Steam.

Quick Stats

Reviews

414en

522 total (all languages)

Current as of Apr 26, 2026

Released

Jul 20, 2017

Price

$3.99

Velocity

0.1/day

Slowing

Metadata current as of Apr 26, 2026 · Source: Steam

Market Reach

Estimated owners±100%Small-sample

≈18,000

Estimated gross revenue±100%Small-sample

≈$79.0K

Based on 522 reviews (all languages)

boxleiter_v2

Based on review count × genre/age/price-adjusted Boxleiter ratio. Gross revenue before Steam’s 30% cut, refunds, and regional pricing.

About

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Sentiment History

Sentiment over time

Playtime Sentiment

Sentiment by time invested

· 414 post-launch reviews

73%133 rev

<2h

85%101 rev

2-10h

90%165 rev

10-50h

93%15 rev

Competitive Benchmark

Compared to 280 similar games in the Action genre released in 2017.

Sentiment vs. similar gamesTop 32%

Popularity vs. similar gamesTop 17%

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