Steam Facts
Very Positive
This puts the game in the top 30% of all reviewed games on Steam.
Quick Stats
612en
1,131 total (all languages)
Current as of Apr 22, 2026
Oct 8, 2019
$19.50
0.3/day
Slowing
Metadata current as of Apr 22, 2026 · Source: Steam
Market Reach
≈32,000
≈$620.0K
Based on 1,131 reviews (all languages)
Based on review count × genre/age/price-adjusted Boxleiter ratio. Gross revenue before Steam’s 30% cut, refunds, and regional pricing.
About
You usually play as the hero… but not this time! You're a lowly squire who's on an epic quest to get laid. Here's the catch: you've only got a few months left to find the girl of your dreams before you're shipped off to war. So git gud, get laid, and find man's greatest pleasure in Love Esquire!
Sentiment History
Sentiment over time
Playtime Sentiment
Sentiment by time invested
· 613 post-launch reviewsPlayers who invest more time rate this game significantly higher (+34pts) — a strong signal of a slow-burn experience that rewards patience.
Competitive Benchmark
Compared to 230 similar games in the RPG genre released in 2019.
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